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He wants to write code. But is assigned to bug fixing.
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His cousins think he is a Scientist. In the reality, his work is often clerical.
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He floats to the office. After 2 hours trek through traffic.
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His relatives think he sits in a fancy cabin. A small cubicle is a reality.
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He has an Engineering degree. Now stuck in a WHILE loop.
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His best friend works on Big Data. He is struggling with Core Java.
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His childhood friend lives at Riverfront, Florida, USA. He lives near Silkboard Junction, Next to XYZ Bakery.
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He appears for interviews. To find his stagnant market value.
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He pays 30% surcharge on house rent. Because landlord suspects he earns a lot.
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His mother asks him over the phone if he had dinner. He says Yes. And then boils Maggi.
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When his neighbour’s kid calls him Uncle. He goes deaf.
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He hides his office badge. When hailing an auto – to avoid software engineer tax.
He is an Engineer. He will find a way~ Src Quora
